Did
Try to convince the Office Managerette to do office-managing type things
Attempt to understand Directress's narrative of changes to the set
Toy with the idea of observing rehearsal after work like a responsible TD
Encourage a co-worker to pursue other options
Try to think through a cut list without understanding the set, tools, or materials available
Make a lot of maps, do some zoning calculations, and moonlight as a bookkeeper
Talk to someone even more clueless than me about tomorrow's site visit

Didn't
Resist cracking my neck and making it worse
Respond when Lady Boss loudly talked about me from across the room
Wear the same jeans I wore every other day this week
Go to rehearsal
Write
Sound like an idiot at any point
Get a dog