Did
Have a traditionally irritating Monday
Find out my boss lit out for Florida
Get my last assignment cancelled by email
Agree to help a co-worker with a nonsensical project at the last minute
Stay late to do it after having nothing to do all day
Receive instructions that might have been authored by a cloud
Read my book while unexpectedly making dinner
Find an entertaining-sounding job

Didn't
Apply for the job
Get to go to the gym
Join a new gym I could actually go to on Mondays
See the genitalia of the man who forgot to lock the bathroom
Leave work on time
Go outside during the day
Write
Play with dogs

Did
Research Kickstarter stuff over breakfast
Update arty blog
Get freaked out about it being a waste of time, first
Waste time on the internet
Make a successful batch of coconut butter
Chill out and read my book
Nap
Eat a piece of chocolate after 29 days without

Didn't
Go to the zoo, with or without Husband
Chicken out of any arty blog ideas
Post all the new content yet
Apply for any jobs
Work on the book
Get a dog

Did
Sleep the whole damn night
Wake up decently early
Get the grocery shopping done before noon
Register for a powerlifting meet
Work towards the next phase of arty blog
Apply for a job
Start (reading) a new book
Go to the park
Synthesize some vitamin D

Didn't
Procrastinate
Get out-of-control excited
Disappoint anybody
Figure it all out
Try to do everything all at once

Did
Sleep in 'til 9
Pursue ideas for the next phase of arty blog
Watch wide-eyed as the possibility space expanded
Nap
Read about freelance writing
Enjoy the hell out of some crazy weather
Haul 225lbs off the ground 3 times
Feel excited about my life for the first time in ages

Didn't
Let myself get out of control
Lose sight of the realities
Forbid myself from daydreaming about best-case scenarios
Actually accomplish much or take any real steps
Worry about the book
Cheat much on my workout
Know how tired I was until I sat down

Did
Spend hours waiting for a client to make his preferences clear
Pay Underling's last, entirely undeserved check
Talk a little with a coworker I respect
Get unexpected props and advice for arty blog
Drag my co-workers out to drinks
Say what I think
Get the fastest-ever R train home

Didn't
Flub an important email
Spend very much of the day working
Succumb to drunken non-paleo indulgence
Let slip any word of blogs or art or books to coworkers
Laugh at Architect-girl dismissing the social aspect of urban spaces
Have a real talk with the coworker I like
Get home in time for dinner with Husband
Get myself in trouble

Did
Waste another day at work
Spend serious time categorizing old email
Spill some angst over coffee
Mentally set a "quit date"
Leave on the dot of six
Lift 120lbs 24 times
Try to be speedy
Make conversation
Eat a mountain of chicken

Didn't
Find a way to update my resume while at work
Find or apply for jobs
Cheat any movements
Hurt myself
Feel tongue-tied or ashamed
Work on the book
Play with dogs

Did
Unexpectedly get to know my in-laws a little better
Remember that risk is worth it
Play a guy's video game in my head on the train
Chat with a delivery guy about being late
Fantasize about writing a resignation letter
Attempt to come up with authoritative park typologies
Faff around with paperwork
Ditch my work to finish making a model
Make fun of J'Biden

Didn't
Come up with an adequate response
Come any closer to actually quitting
Apply for jobs instead of watching the state of the union
Make myself a pest
Work on the book
Play with dogs

Did
Get unexpected blog feedback from family
Feel grateful, and also exposed
Meet Underling's just-out-of-college replacement
Obligingly agree to cancel my first Monday training session
Ignore my mom
Look for jobs
Start updating my resume
Remember my nephew's birthday JUST IN TIME

Didn't
Write back to my in-laws
Finish the resume
Apply for jobs
Avoid seeming like a spaz when emailing my coach
Resist the siren song of coffee with dairy in it
Discover that dairy no longer bothers me
Get the kink out of my shoulder
Have to do anything unpleasant before lady-boss left for a week

Did
Get some morning FB love for the person I am, as is
Send more emails into the void to be ignored
Look for jobs in theatre
Run errands
Play Mr. Jack
Nap
Try to tell the story of how I became nobody

Didn't
Apply for jobs
Work on the book
Spend enough time outside
Make myself understood
Give up

Did
Get up damn early
Tromp to the gym through the snow
Suck it up at lifting
Say good morning to a lot of neighbors out shoveling
Cook some stew that was greedily gobbled up at a potluck
Make like a wallflower
Quietly connect with someone
Let cleanup be my icebreaker and enjoy the last half-hour

Didn't
Become someone else
Wallow in workout disappointment
Give up during the awkward uncomfortable bit of the party and go home sad
Rescue Husband from interminable conversation with That One Guy
Do any real-life stuff

Did
Wake up without the alarm
Waste the morning on teh intarwebs
Get out of the house
See a fantastic documentary
Have a conversation about it
Watch some internet stupidity unfold
Think about something other than my damn self, for a change

Didn't
Work on the book
Go to the gym
Do any chores
Go to a super-nerdy gathering
Regret any of it

Did
Do a little more model-making
Throw together thrilling last-minute promotional materials
Watch my boss begin to lose my first potential project in a YEAR
Find out Underling is getting 5 weeks' pay for doing 5 days' work
Feel jealous of people who talk easily
Wonder if I'll ever have anything to say

Didn't
Spread the Underling gossip to anyone who actually knows her
Tell my boss I think he got played
Express disappointment about the project
Fuck anything up
Find a new job
Work on the book
Talk to people
Become someone else

Did
Get to hear my favorite busker on the subway
Decide that I would rather make models than do boring stuff
Make models most of the day
Watch Underling get fired
Pretend not to see someone on the train who then waited for me when we got off
Finally get to go back to the gym

Didn't
Prep the terrible presentation I'll eventually have to give
Follow up about that raise
Worry about finding a new job
Speed squat very speedily
Seize the interesting conversational leads dangled in front of me
Get too angsty about it

Did
Betray the mice huddling in our ceiling to our landlord
Get a bunch of meaningless stuff done at work
Briefly fall asleep at my desk
Freak a girl out on the subway by blowing my nose near her
Whine and gripe about self-imposed dietary restrictions
Think of a possible next phase for arty blog
Defiantly eat a banana

Didn't
Get upset by anything at the workplace
Bother asking where underling was on the 5th day of 7 she's been absent
Find a new job
Work on the book
Create new and meaningful relationships
Shoulder-check anybody on the street
Play with dogs

Did
Dream I was choking, pulling ribbons of chard out of my throat
Read about racism in architecture some more
Tread water at work
Celebrate the end of my cold with a new one
Fall asleep waiting for dinner
Do a saline nasal rinse for the first time ever (ew)

Didn't
Follow up about that there raise I asked for
Catch up on promo research I was supposed to do a while back
Figure out how to make a mandatory presentation less boring
Apply for two still-sort-of-promising jobs
Quit
Go to the gym
Eat birthday cake
Work on the book
Get a dog