Did
Spend quality time breathing on a deflated kickball
Let my inner Punky Brewster pick out our clothes
Brush up on old voice warm-ups
Very nearly quit my job, prompted by a preemptively raging sense of injustice
Somehow get roped back into doing marketing
Swing by the gym to talk to Coach face to face
Receive satisfaction
Get a high five from a badass
Have a nice, long walk home

Didn't
Crack my neck even a little bit
Make anything worse
Send crazy crack-monkey emails
Actually have justification to quit
Hurt
Lift even a pvc pipe
Tell other lifters that I'm out of the big meet
Deal responsibly with wannabe-client
Find a new job