Did
Avoid getting sucked in to a third day of bookkeeping
Impress Boss Man with my fancy-pants spreadsheet skillz
Get away with a surprising amount of sass
Escape the office for lunch
Get to concentrate on a single task for three whole hours!
Make progress on two projects
Fail to discuss a third new project
Watch some fascinating gym antics after work
Row, squat, deadlift, and do some push-ups amid the bros

Didn't
Disappoint anyone, including myself
Apologize for the sass
Learn to fly
Hurt myself
Write
Kidnap a little dog on the way home