Did
Make the stupidest, unthinking e-commerce decision ever
Head downtown to a coworker's farewell lunch
Get an excellently punny package
Laze around reading and napping
Waste a lot of time at the gym
Squat more, hurt more
Make fun of athletes' costumes
Demonstrate mundane love

Didn't
Find out if my boneheadedness will have consequences
Get sucked into the usual last-minute office frenzy
Find out about the bloody MRI
Get through much of my to-do list
Retain the conviction that squatting is a great idea
Make progress toward doing stuff that scares me