Did
Act like a grownup and make a PT appointment, even though it was intimidating
Bookkeep all day
Breathe into a tube for the allergist again
Make my coworkers jealous with the smells of savory second lunch
Share a laugh with a guy masturbating on the subway steps
Write in to the gym blog and instantly regret it
Get a nice surprise when someone agreed with me
Add coconut to my list of probable nemeses

Didn't
Do battle with spiders before breakfast
Do any project work
Laugh loudly at Lady Boss's description of her "solution" to the office management problem
Get around to writing up any invoices
Clean even just the grossest parts of the apartment
Work on the book