Did
Have a traditionally irritating Monday
Find out my boss lit out for Florida
Get my last assignment cancelled by email
Agree to help a co-worker with a nonsensical project at the last minute
Stay late to do it after having nothing to do all day
Receive instructions that might have been authored by a cloud
Read my book while unexpectedly making dinner
Find an entertaining-sounding job
Didn't
Apply for the job
Get to go to the gym
Join a new gym I could actually go to on Mondays
See the genitalia of the man who forgot to lock the bathroom
Leave work on time
Go outside during the day
Write
Play with dogs
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