Did
Listen to a stereotypical NYC conversation on the subway
Churn out reams of paperwork
Hurt my knee while sitting at my desk
Break a solemn vow never to get into internet arguments
Watch the blog's happy return to obscurity
Read about research I contributed to on NPR's website
Watch a tv interview of some excellent mustachioed gentlemen I happen to know

Didn't
Help Subway Single Gal out of her cooking-for-one conundrum
Screw up any important financial stuff
Eat junk food when I got hungry
Hand out any business cards at the after-work meeting
Do any research
Find a new job
Write
Get a dog